Miskatonic University Glee Club

themuffinman1227:

HEY

YO PEOPLE WHO SAW THE AVENGERS, LISTEN UP.

YOU HAD BETTER OF STAYED PAST THE CREDITS SO YOU COULD GET THAT FINAL CLIP OF THAT CREEPY MOFO WITH THE WRINKLY OLD FACE

THIS MOFO RIGHT HERE

YOU SEE HIM?

THIS IS THANOS

AKA, MR. I’M-GOING-TO-KILL-EVERY-MOTHERFUCKER-I-CAN-GET-MY-HANDS-ON

JUST LOOK AT HIM WRECKING PEOPLE’S SHIT

YOU KNOW WHY HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE SO MUCH?

BECAUSE HE LIKES DEATH, NO FOR REALS

HE HAS THE HOTS FOR THE GRIM REAPER

EVERY NIGHT FOR HIM IS LIKE:

HEY DEATH BABY, YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SOME LOVING

NOT TONIGHT BABY I’M REALLY TIRED FROM REAPING ALL THESE MORTAL SOULS

AWW COME ON HONEY, WHAT IF I RAISE SOME DARK ARMIES AND CAUSE UNTOLD DESTRUCTION IN YOUR NAME

OH THANOS BABY, YOU ALWAYS KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY

YEAH, THAT’S PRETTY MUCH HOW IT GOES

THAT’S WHY HE WAS ALL LIKE

“FIGHTING HUMANS IS LIKE COURTING DEATH”

LOLO-MOTHERFUCKING-L

THIS IS A FUNNY MOFO RIGHT HERE

OH AND DO YOU SEE THIS SWEET PIECE OF BLING?

THIS SWEET ASS GLOVE IS CALLED THE INFINITY GAUNTLET

THANOS MADE IT OUT OF SIX MAGIC CRYSTALS CALLED INFINITY GEMS

IT PRETTY MUCH MADE HIM UN-FUCKING-STOPPABLE

LOOK AT HIM HERE

HE’S ALL LIKE

ALRIGHT ENTIRE UNIVERSE, I HOPE YOUR READY FOR ME TO TEAR YOU A NEW ONE

AND JUST ABOUT EVERY TIME HE GETS ALL CRAZY POWERFUL

THE AVENGERS HAVE TO KICK HIS ASS BACK TO HIS GIRLFRIENDS DOOR

SO JUST FUCKING GUESS WHAT KIND OF CRAZY SHIT IS GOING DOWN IN AVENGERS 2

THAT’S RIGHT

INTERGALACTIC SCAVENGER FOR 6 MAGIC THINGIES WHILE RACING AGAINST SOME SUPER ULTRA EVIL SPACE LORD GUY WHO COMMITS GENOCIDE BECAUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND IS LITERALLY DEATH.

I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY

HELL

FUCKING

YES

(this is all still just speculation though and even if it doesn’t work out this way it’s still going to be super awesome anyway)

Loki’s Staff, Thanos, and the Infinity Gauntlet

lokithesungod:

Look at the gem in the middle of the Infinity Gauntlet. Notice how it looks a lot like the gem on Loki’s staff in the Avengers. That spot on the Infinity Gauntlet is traditionally occupied by the Soul Gem (it’s colored green in the comics though). The Soul Gem allows the user to steal, control, manipulate and alter souls, living or dead. The gem is also a gateway to a pocket universe.

Given how Loki controlled people with his “Glowstick of Destiny” and the staff was given to him by Thanos, I think the Gem on the staff really was the Soul Gem. Because of this, I also think that getting the Infinity Gauntlet is part of the bigger plan. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe the Gauntlet resides in Odin’s treasure room. This places the now captured Loki in the perfect position to get it. For himself probably, or to keep it away from Thanos.

Quotable Quote from the movie:
Loki: I’ve seen worlds you’ve never known about. I have grown, Odin’s son, in my exile. I have seen the true power of the Tesseract. And when I wield it…
Thor: Who showed you this power? Who controls the would be king?

It seems Thanos does. Or at least he thinks he does. This isn’t the first bad deal Loki weaseled his way out of. In the comics, that’s what he does best, weasel himself out of trouble and cause trouble along the way. That, and protect Asgard. Only, Loki’s version of protecting Asgard involves killing billions of Frost Giants in Jottunheim.

Remember, when he first arrived Loki declared, “I am Loki of Asgard And I am burdened with glorious purpose.” Given how little regard he has for the people of Midgard (heck he probably has even less regard for Jottunheim) I fail to see how conquering Earth counts as “glorious purpose.” 

When he said “There is only the war” to Thor, Loki wasn’t talking about the Chitauri invading Earth.